Last Black Jelly Bean

Sixteen, I never thought she’d be so clean
The likes I’ve never seen

Let me count the ways
To put the mudstains on her days

Blue jeans, I never thought they’d be so clean
The likes I’ve never seen

Give me a little time
I’ll wear a hole where the sun don’t shine

Let me count the ways
To put the mudstains on her days

That’s me, the last black jelly bean
The cream with the bulge down to my knees

Let me count the ways
To put the mudstains on her days
Just give me a little time
I’ll wear a hole where the sun don’t shine

The last black jelly bean
The last black jelly bean
The last black jelly bean
The last black jelly bean