Erotic Ride

[Woman 1]
Oh my God girl, look. Is that Keith, riding on that motorcycle?

[Woman 2]
Eugh! He's naked!

[Woman 1]
That man is nasty

[Verse 1]
I got my male G-strings, my tiger stripy underwear
Gettin' ready with my rubbers out, I have to pull my toughest out
Look here lovey dovey, let me lick your legs
Then taste the pretty clitty, tour naked through your city
I see 'em changin' faces, I have to poke 'em up
Turn that butt dog-style, watch and let me stroke 'em up
Leave that ass hangin', facin', pointin' at the ceiling
I'm takin' draws off, your legs panties keep revealing
You suckin' candy, erotic toys'll come in handy
Lick my dog and jerk my dick with this Vaseline
Hold it, lick it, you've never done it girl. What you mean?
I'm on the seat drinkin' wine, doin' a sixty-nine
You my love with titties out, you moan, scream and shout
I got your car wet, you bet that you fuckin' sweat

[Chorus]
Erotic ride, cruise
Let me lick your shoes
I'm in the paper naked
Posin' in the daily news
(x3)

[Verse 2]
Continue lickin' that body piece, your pussy needs a stickin'
You're on my dick sittin', waiting for the train
It's three o'clock, the Amtrak, it hasn't come yet
Round and round, we're fuckin' steady on the Greyhound
The bus driver double-teamed with a screwdriver
You on the floor with passengers, people cheerin' more
I'm wearin' latex, my suits, girls wearin' capes
I'm lickin' stomachs up with peaches, something filled with grapes
Pourin' soda down your spine, between your panty line
Wit' you leather thongs, that Dallas, Texas ass is mine
I'm rubbin' syrup, puttin' chocolate all on my body
You got the taste for me, well come on, lick it hottie!
Back and forth, you don't moan, I'll make you fuckin' cough
Don't take them panties off, pull 'em to the side
When I roll down the highway, I throw your legs up as we ride
Exotic fingers rubbin' anal grease in your butt
Bring dildos out, the sperm'll satisfy, erotic slut
Jammin' bats and baseballs down your asshole
You're screamin' pleasure on the bus, in the rainy weather
Once again, I left the Port Authority naked

[Chorus]
Erotic ride, cruise
Let me lick your shoes
I'm in the paper naked
Posin' in the daily news
(x3)

[Verse 3]
Super parties, I come, exposed in the limousine
I pick up two cans, I like to smell gasoline
Lightin' matches in the back seat, our bodies heat
I'm kissin' lips and rubbin' motor oil on your hips
The chauffeur's drivin', I'm in that crack, pussy-divin'
It's hot in Miami for a girl star to suck my jammy
A shemale drag queen stops and fucks the driver Sammy
I'm watchin' two films and starrin' in one
Not old fashioned, with cans of gas, havin' fun
Wakin' up, pumpin' butt, I'm still ridin'
Three girls at the light cover up, I ain't hidin'
I threw my draws, then pissed out the window

[Chorus]
Erotic ride, cruise
Let me lick your shoes
I'm in the paper naked
Posin' in the daily news
(x5)

(Erotic ride)
(Erotic ride)
(Erotic ride)

[Woman 1]
That man is so attractive [?] his dick off

[Woman 2]
How's he gonna ride? He's butt-naked in front of all these kids

[Woman 1]
Wait, wait, AND he got the nerve to be wearing a helmet

[Woman 2]
He needs to be arrested

(Inaudible chatter between the women)