Hard Wit No Hoe

MF DOOM, DJ Subroc

Poor X, not only do I headsweat from headsets
Full-time Era come at X
From knockin' Z's correct
Next step's to count sheep
But too many sheep ain't jumpin' hurdles
They sleep yeah, they sleep
I think I'll check a shorter story
Title: Bo's Ho, sound's boring
Perfect for these sleepless nights
Though I feel quite over-aged
Yeah, I knowturn the page

(Ha ha huhlet's begin)
Book marks the first page
And reads once upon an age in a far far land
Lived three farmers, Tom
Sam and Bo of course
From behind Tom's black fence
Tom peeps across
Just to witness Sam's crop business
Boomin' like the big guy's, but get this
Sam sold to uncles and cousins
Poor Tom crams
He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah)
Sam view's the sight -
What goes at Bo's over his picket white
Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'
Sweet potatoes with his brand new ho
Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more sweatin'
Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib
Forgettin' 'bout his brand new ho
Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky
The plot thickens, onto page 3

Top of the mornin', sun's up, skies are blue
Once nothinthen cock-a doodle doo
All three knew this tool more than well
Sure beats alarm bells
They induce head swells
Well, clock says Sam's off to
Tend to his crop
Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop
Bo's up and at 'em, then twitches one eye
For something here is not quite cipher
"E-IE-IO!" screamed Bo
"Left on my lawn, now it's gone
Where's my ho?
O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds
Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds?
Plus make true my foremost desire
To get a picket fence and
Trash the chicken wire?"
By, uh, 100% life gets hard
When one ho goes from one's garden

Little Bo weeped
Cleared tears from eyes then Little Bo peeped
Through a hole in Sam's six foot fence
Where Sam was seen plantin' tall
And short pea plants
Hence the moral of the fable:
Always keep a boring book on your night table
A Tom is not able
But when you grow up to be a
Farmer keep an eye on your yard
Cuz with no ho it's hard

Curiosidades sobre a música Hard Wit No Hoe de K.M.D.

Em quais álbuns a música “Hard Wit No Hoe” foi lançada por K.M.D.?
K.M.D. lançou a música nos álbums “Mr. Hood” em 1991 e “The Best of KMD” em 2004.
De quem é a composição da música “Hard Wit No Hoe” de K.M.D.?
A música “Hard Wit No Hoe” de K.M.D. foi composta por MF DOOM, DJ Subroc.

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