Baggin’ on Moms
[Announcer]
And now, welcome into the Bag Off Seminar
[King Tee]
Now wait, I’ma start off, nigga, on you
Now, yo mama got so much hair under her arm
It look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
[DJ Pooh]
Fuck you, nigga
Nigga, yo mama hair so long
It come down to her back when she look at the sun
[XXX]
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired
[XXX]
Nigga, your mother’s so old, she got a smoke detector on her wig
[XXX]
Nigga, your mama ass so big
When she sit on the toilet, she leave a ring around that muh…
[King Tee]
No wait, your mother’s so muthafuckin’ big, nigga
She tripped over Saturn and bumped her head in a different galaxy and shit
[XXX]
Yo mama’s so old, if she walk, her booty clap
[XXX]
And again, your mother’s so old, she dream in re-runs
[XXX]
Yo mom’s so poor, she tried to rob a bum
[XXX]
Ah nigga, yo mama’s so ugly
When she move, her ears move around with her ass
[King Tee]
Nigga, yo mama’s so ugly, her shadow won’t follow her muthafuckin’ ass
[XXX]
Ain’t that about a bitch
[XXX]
Nigga, your mother’s so tall, she hit her head on Slauson and fall on Florence
[XXX]
That’s why your mama war Lysol for perfume
[King Tee]
Nigga, your mother’s so ugly, when she smile her face hurt
[XXX]
Her breath smell like spoiled milk
Bitch look like she been chewing on rocks
[XXX]
Your mama’s so big, she’s livin’ large
[DJ Pooh]
Nigga, yo mama ain’t got no back—she always frontin’
[XXX]
Nigga, your mother’s so fat, she’d roll over a dollar and make four quarters
[King Tee]
Nigga, I’ll cut your mother’s arms off so she couldn’t kick it—I mean…
Whoops, I said it wrong
We outta here
[XXX]
Your mama hair so short she gotta roll it with needles