Profits of Doom
[Skit 1]
The FN F2000 rifle is a compact and reliable assault rifle, that can be fitted with a wide range of integrated modules or accessories – to meet present and future requirements for various types of missions...
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The FN F2000 features a bullpup design – which provides the end user with a very compact assault rifle, whilst retaining a full-length barrel. As a consequence, the FN F2000 is always ready to fire...
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The integration of the grenade launcher onto the FN F2000 has been developed to retain outstanding ergonomics and balance. As well as smooth contour of the rifle...
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(They’ll sell to everyone)
The user can pull either the rifle or the grenade launcher trigger easily, without changing hand position. This ensures easy manipulation, quick aiming, and accurate shooting!
(They sell to anyone)
(They’ll sell to everyone!)
They sell to anyone!
They’ll sell to everyone!
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Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
They are the profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
They are the profits of doom!
[Skit 2]
The Silent Guardian Protection System offers the latest in less-than-lethal directed energy projection...
(They sell to anyone)
Silent Guardian employs millimeter wave technology to repel individuals, without causing injury. And provides extraordinary tactical ability to control outbreaks of violence, and minimize collateral damage...
(They’ll sell to everyone!)
Silent Guardian is designed, developed, and manufactured by Raytheon Company. The system is available now – and ready for action!
(They sell to anyone)
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Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
They are the profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
They are the profits of doom!
[Bridge]
They sell to anyone!
They’ll sell to everyone!
They sell to anyone!
They’ll sell to everyone!
[Skit 3]
The American Technology Corporation is shaping the future of sound... The Long Range Acoustic Device is a breakthrough long-range, hailing and warning, directed acoustic beam device...
LRAD is a flat panel, multi-transducer, phase coherent emitter – that features an operationally effective 30º high-energy acoustic beam...
Supported missions include: ground or mechanised offense or defence operations, psychological operations, or crowd and riot control...
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Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
They are the profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
Profits of doom!
They are the profits of doom!
[Bridge]
Operation oblivion!
Operation oblivion!
Operation oblivion!
Operation oblivion!
Operation oblivion!
Operation oblivion!
Operation oblivion!
[Outro]
They sell to anyone
They’ll sell to everyone
They sell to anyone
They’ll sell to everyone
They sell to anyone
They’ll sell to everyone
They sell to anyone
They’ll sell to everyone
They sell to anyone
They’ll sell to everyone
They sell to anyone
They’ll sell to everyone
