Kinky

"Mom"
"What?"
"Oh my god, so we're recording and next door
Is the fucking Spice Girls and they love us
But so, do you want to say hi"
"Yeah"
"Okay, come inside, come and say hi"

"Hello, hello, hello"
"Hi, this is Mom, oh my God"
"This is Kinky Spice"
"Kinky Spice?"
"I'm a sloppy, I'm quite the Sloppy Spice if you ask me"

"Holy shit"

You like to put on my dress
I like to put on your boots
We make the bed a mess
Even when it's just me and you

But it's only human nature
To wanna fuck a stranger
Long as we're honest, we got this
So it ain't nothing major

One plus one is two, that's me and you
Plus one is three, that's fun, fun, fun, fun
Boys kiss boys kiss girls kiss girls
That's how it's meant to be

Baby, you're my lover
We can go find some others
As long as it's not a secret, we can keep it kinky
I'll be yours forever
You know I'm down for whatever
Tell me all of your deepest fantasies, we'll keep it kinky

You and me got an understanding
Nobody gotta understand it

Tell me the freakiest shit you secretly wanna do
Baby, don't be embarrassed
Probably wanna do that shit too
Monogamy ain't natural, at least not for me and you
We're in our own dimension
We're makin' up our own rules

One plus one is two, that's me and you
Plus one is three, that's fun, fun, fun, fun
Boys kiss boys kiss girls kiss girls
That's how it's meant to be

Baby, you're my lover
We can go find some others
As long as it's not a secret, we can keep it kinky
I'll be yours forever
You know I'm down for whatever
Tell me all of your deepest fantasies, we'll keep it

Kinda sweet stuff, kinda freaky-deaky shit
You can trust me, I can be your kinky bitch
They say you can't turn a ho into a housewife
Who wants a housewife who ain't a ho sometimes?
I like it kinda slow and sweet sometimes
I like it when you're beggin' on your knees sometimes
I like it in the bed or the car
In the kitchen, at the bar
At your best friend's party

Baby, you're my lover
We can go find some others
As long as it's not a secret, we can keep it kinky
I'll be yours forever
You know I'm down for whatever
Tell me all of your deepest fantasies, we'll keep it kinky

You and me got an understanding
Nobody gotta understand it
You and me got an understanding
Nobody gotta understand it