Rocks Instead Of Rice

Long, white limousine pulls up to a church
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
I didn't get an invitation, but I'm here anyway
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day

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Well, it might not be too christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long, white dress; this must be some kinda joke
Virgin, please! She ain't fooling these folks
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer, I'd be pulling her hair
And I'd kick that lying sack of shoulda-known-better in the you-know-where

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Well, the vows they just made
Sounded sweet and sincere
Place your bets
My money's on less than a year

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