Koopa Bounce
[Spoken Intro: Keith Apicary]
OK let me see if I can get these lyrics to drip from my lips in the right order
Do me a favor and...
[Chorus]
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
[Verses]
You run so fast, you look so cool. I love my blue dude
Me and you up on those loops. We don't need mushrooms
But 30 years is a long time to avoid such a gold mine
Now please Sonic don't cry. Just going for a new ride
A hungry guy who's mean and green. His name's Yoshi
A lasso tongue that chugs the fun. Uh yes please
It's such a new world. I feel like a school girl
I'll spin attack until I hurl then stomp through that Wiggler
OK this game is serious. That Big Boo you cannot trust
Just stare him down. Don't be a puss
Just strategize. You cannot rush
But right now I run around as Bowser's balls are falling down
And after an hour now I say "Sir please meet the ground"
[Chorus]
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
[Spoken interlude]
Listen Genesis. It's not that I don't love you. It's just that I can't keep chasing Tails. I wanna experience other worlds. Smell the fire flowers
Plus I get the hint with all these rings and emeralds you're dropping but right now I just wanna
[Sung]
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce on that Koopa Troopa
I'm sorry Sega
[Bridge: LevarSlaysDragons (with Keith Apaicary) ]
Time is ticking down
(Bounce. Wanna bounce)
I'm so tired of the ground
(Wanna bounce. Just just just wanna)
I wanna fly above the clouds
(Bounce. Wanna bounce)
Tell me who can stop me now
(Wanna Bounce. Just just just)
Oh and I'll take on the world
(Wanna bounce.)
Oh oh la-a. La-la la-la
(Wanna bounce. Wanna bounce. Just just just wanna)
I'll take on the world
(Bounce.)
Oh oh la-a. La-la la-la
(Wanna bounce. Wanna bounce. Just just just wanna)
[Chorus]
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Sorry Genesis but I love my SNES now
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
On that Koopa Troopa
Every time a Koopa dies there's a blue hedgehog who cries
[Spoken outro]
Wait. What? There's no Streets of Rage on Super Nintendo? Forget it. Over it. Where's my Genesis?
