Classic Gaming Wiz

Go!

[Chorus: Kelly]
Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking Classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking Classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

[Verse 1: Keith]
I'm Keith Apicary I'm the classic gaming wiz
Talking Classics is what I do, I'm the king of Genesis

Let me just write up a list of the best systems to exist
First we have the Neo Geo arcade cab M-V-S
I've been rocking single slot 100 in 1 yellow cart
Puzzle Bobble, KOF, Metal Slug 1 through 6
Then we have the king of games the mighty Sega Genesis
The only thing I need to say is Super Sonic for the win

[Chorus: Kelly]
Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

[Spoken Interlude: Keith]
Hi my name is Keith Apicary. I'm 28 years old and I love classic video games
Sega CD, Neo Geo, Virtual Boy... Yes I said Virtual Boy
Do you have a problem with revolutionary systems from the future? Well you better not let me know that because

[Verse 2: Keith (with Kelly)]
I look just like Rambo with my Menacer gun
(Talking Classics)
When I'm playing Corpse Killer I'm killing zombie scum
(Talking Classics)
Super Nintendo's got that stupid Super Scope
(Talking Classics)
I don't use that gun cause I ain't no joke
(Talking Classics)

[Hook: Kelly]
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y

[Verse 3: Keith]
They call me the reeker. The r-r-r-reeker
Cause I reek so much havoc I'm a le-le-leg sweeper
I've been winning my street fights pulling down-down, right-rights
When I'm knocking out your lights and you'll be dreaming Sega's Nights

[Verse 4: Keith]
Now check out my dance move it's called House Of The Dead
Dance like a zombie that was just shot in the head
Jiggle your arms and act all creepy
Just make sure you're jamming to a Sega CD

[Chorus: Kelly]
Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

Go!

[Hook: Kelly]
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey

K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey

[Keith]
Sega