Winter Horroland
Your skin is freezing
Here, let me help you take it off
Feasting with your friends
The perfect way to end
All these lonely holidays
La, la, la, la!
You take a piece of
Your rabies
And vivisect your mind
Snowmen smiling with your teeth
Fallen Angels created
With your meat!
That pearly smile
Cut in a thousand slices
Bake you till, Golden Brown
Stuff you with spices
Serve to friends around!
Separate you from your eyes
Turn your Girlfriend inside out and
Burn her fingеrnails
La, la, la, la!
Soak your hands in freezing water!
Watching as the skin gets softеr
Seeing your bones
Appear in dark red snow
Drop further be-low
You take a piece of
Your rabies
And vivisect your mind
And take a peek inside your head
And find the worm inside!
Cut in a thousand slices
Bake you till, Golden Brown
Fill you with spices
Serve to friends around!
Turn the heat on high and
We'll reduce your blood
Poor lil Boyfriend
With brandy and plums!