Drink My Way Through Christmas

[VERSE]
I'll tell you what I want this year for Christmas
You keep your money and your candles and your cheer
Maybe it's the thought that counts, I just want a forty ounce
I know you're listening, Santa
Don't act like you can't hear me

[Chorus]
I wanna drink my way through Christmas
I want a whiskey and a beer
I wanna drink my way through Christmas
Have some fun and zero out the year, oh-oh

[VERSE]
I'll be that girl who's always dancing on a table
I'll be that girl who has to whisper in your ear
Start at two, pass out by ten
Wake up, throw up, start again
Lose all sense of time and have no fear

[Chorus]
I wanna drink my way through Christmas
Big ol' bottle of whiskey and a shit-load of beer
I wanna drink my way through Christmas
Have some fun then zero out the year, oh-oh