Amp It Up, Dan [Interlude]

And so
Kacey had an emo moment in her bedroom
Because sometimes, just sometimes
A great singing career,  a bunch of GRAMMYs
And this over the top
Bathroom just aren't enough
Yet as Christmas Eve rolled on
Would Kacey get ready in time?
Would she sing another holiday
Ditty that's overplayed
In cafes and shopping mall restrooms?
And most importantly
Would more celebrity friends continue
To make surprise
Appearances that everyone sees
Coming but Kacey? I don't know
Dan (Yes?) hey, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm just, um
I'm just freshening up in your bathroom
Look, if you could be just a
Little less negative when you narrate
That would be, that'd be nice wow, okay, um
It's Christmas
You know? We need Christmas cheer (Right)
Lots of cheer (Okay) you know, happy
You know, you're funny and that's kinda
Why we hired you, so, you know
So cheer then? Cheer
For a corporate holiday in
This political climate
Okay, sure, if cheer is what you want, Kacey
Then cheer is what you'll get thank you
Thank you right
Thank you so much, bye
Welcome back, friends! Where was I? Oh right
It's Christmas Eve and Kacey still couldn't
Find her Nana's Christmas ornament