Show Me the Money

[Intro]
I don't know what got into me there, eh
Aw, shit, I'ma take the sandals off
I gotta get comfy
If you recording a song like this, you gotta be comfy, man
Sandals off [?]
Yeah

[Verse 1]
One hand on my dick
Bitch, one hand on my hip (Hip, hip, hip)
One hand on a fifth
Y'all on an Ambien trip, you sleeping
One man on a ship
Y'all ain't never landed me shit
Y'all ain't never handed me shit
You ain't gonna brand me
You ain't never ever gonna hand me shit
Truth be told, I ain't rich yet
Truth be told, I ain't dead either
Someone call me up Jerry Maguire (Jerry)
I need money like Derek Jeter
I need money like Warren Buffett
Way too many damn foreign cousins
Sky's the limit, no floor above us
I'm sneaking in with no warning from us

[Chorus]
Now show me the money, show me the money
I talk shit like they owe me the money
This is gold digger money 'cause the flows all nutty
And the flow so cold that they nose all runny

[Verse 2]
I ain't get the memo, what the fuck I miss?
They don't wanna say it's skill, then it's luck, I guess
Huh, get it? Yeah, ok
Luck, I guess
Must not know who the fuck I is
Left in a bright red Mazda3 (Show me the money)
Came back in a grey-black Maybach
Next-door neighbor used to call me Jerry (Hey, Jerry)
Now that motherfucker even call me JZAC

[Refrain]
Isn't that funny?
Isn't that funny?
No one wanna chill when it isn't that sunny
When you finally make the switch, and you get a couple hits
They be knocking on your door
What you want from me, like, huh?

[Interlude]
I'm not— I'm not trying to be the asshole here, guys, but, like
I didn't answer the door for fifteen minutes
You know, like, my mom came
And you know, my mom doesn't even speak English, dude, come on
Just, please
Another day

[Bridge]
Show me the money
Show me the money
Show me the money
Show me the money
Hoes act funny 'til you show 'em the money
'Til you show me the money
Show me the money

[Verse 3]
Pulls up in that ah-ha (Vroom)
Came through, I'm too damn hungry
Pops talking that broken English
Back and forth in two damn countries
I don't need me no Lamborghini (Nah)
I don't need me no Maserati (No I don't)
I don't, I don't, I don't (Uh)
I don't need me no paparazzi
I talk more shit than the sheik (Uh)
Drink Grey Goose, get beak (Uh)
She don't even care about real shit 'cause that Instagram be on fleek (Uh)
I just focus on us (Us)
I just focus on Ws
Sick of living that check to check, checking mailboxes for my W2

[Chorus]
Now show me the money, show me the money
I talk shit like they owe me the money
This is gold digger money 'cause the flows all nutty
And the flow so cold that they nose all runny

[Verse 4]
Damn, y'all done woken up a monster
Don't come across me improper
Every letter in the sentence from Renisis' the medicine
Is better than the motherfucking doctor
Oh, FYI, I'm still real
Cooking dough like a funnel cake
Broads see me, they pray I'm single
Bad bitches doing double takes

[Refrain]
Now, isn't that funny?
Isn't that funny?
No one wanna chill when it isn't that sunny
When you finally make the switch, and you get a couple hits
They be knocking on your door
What you want from me, like, huh?

[Interlude]
Yo, what's good, dude?
It's Mark
I'm just calling you to say, let's get this money
Get this money
Aight man, peace

[Bridge]
Show me the money
Show me the money
Show me the money
Show me the money
Hoes act funny 'til you show 'em the money
'Til you show me the money
Show me the money