Latvian Lady

She was perfect, everything I wanted in a gal
Her facial structure was unlike anyone else
She had style and humor, and her accent was a tumor
To the cancer called love growing on my heart
When I see her face I don't want to be apart from her (her)
And I had to let her know, so I told her
"Hey Latvian Lady, I love you."
She said, "Es zinu, ka tu mani mili, bet jūs smirdošs"
"I can't be your buddy, I can't be what you want."

So I cried, or as she calls it, "rīkojas kā puncis"
And I ran away to a far land, where no one will see
I was rejected by a Latvian lady

Oooooo Noooo
Latvian Lady
Oooooo her eyes were blue
And now my heart is too
Oh Latvian Lady, why would you hurt me?

[Bridge]

It wasn't worth it, now she's not even my pal
My spacial love for what could have been my spouse (is dead)
She had a body, and a face, and I just wanted to taste
Her voice in my mouth, please help me out
I'm gonna find a way to be with you everyday
Every waking hour I need you in my shower
In my bed- holding hands, On the street- Latvian Lady