Sorry I'm a Dick

I got pretty blasted
Those pints weren't on my card
A pickleback will go a long way
When you're going hard

Got cocky with the cock-talk
Ego swelled up pretty big
I came at you like a dog
You should've put me in stitches

I left you feeling blue
(Or more likely red, those texts you sent were
Pretty scathing, you were pretty angry
Anyway)

Sorry I'm a dick when I'm drunk
That I'm a piece of shit when it's lit
Sorry I'm a rag when I'm half in the bag
Sorry I'm a dick

You're my best friend and
I really love you dude
I need you to know that
And tell me when I'm being rude

Because I suck
I really do
And I suck more
When I've had a few

And hurt your feelings
I hurt your feelings

Sorry I'm a dick when I'm drunk
That I'm a piece of shit when it's lit
Sorry I'm a rag when I'm half in the bag
Sorry I'm a dick

Sorry I'm a dick when I'm drunk
That I'm a piece of shit when it's lit
Sorry I'm a rag when I'm half in the bag
Sorry I'm a dick

I'm sorry