Brad And Suzy
(Spoken)
Brad and Suzy lived in a movie
Cardboard cutout superheroes and paragons on barstools
She was a professional teller machine user
He was your basic beautiful loser
They had no worries
All they ever had was cool
And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do
I mean wish that I was stuck with someone
I wish that I was a half of a two
I wish that we were like that baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too
Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow
The Sigma Chis imbibed, decried
And tried to pry him from his
Little Delta Tri-Omega Chi Fi Mu Hoddi Toddi A-D-Pi and Theta
But she wouldn't let them
Idiot
'Cause her heart was as big as the world
And she was his first loving girl
And he swore he'd stand by her forever, yeah
Late at night, drunk on wine
They'd fall in bed and intertwine
And they'd make love then like nobody never
And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do
I mean wish that I was stuck on someone
I wish that I was a half of a two
I wish that we were like that baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too
(Sung)
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
(Spoken)
Brad and Suzy finally
Took off for the Florida Keys the better to exercise their
Collections of clothing by J. Crew
Convertible rabbitm, a cooler and some coozies and six
Years of college course credit
They'll probably never use
But I wish that I was Brad or Suzy, I really do
I mean wish that I was stuck with someone
I wish that I was a half of a two
I wish that we were like that baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too
(sung)
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
Well I wish that I was Brad or Suzy, I really do
You know wish that I was stuck with someone
I wish that I was a half of two
I wish that we were like that litte baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy...
