Survivor Evolved

Ladies and Gentlemen! What you're
Hearing now is
The canned keyboard sounds of Thick44

W What?

I bet you next we're going
To hear the clap machine!

Maybe?

Thick44, give us the clap!

I don't think you know what you're saying

Everybody wants the clap!

Nobody wants the clap!

You probably downloaded these sounds off of
Some cheap music download site

No, this is expensive equipment
Why are you saying this?

I don't want the audience to get their
Hopes too high for this song

But it's going to be a good song!

Maybe

Fired up ARK in the character creator
Made me hella tall, hella big
Looking like a terminator

First name Neebs last name Gaming
Middle name Taming neebs Taming Gaming!

So I spawn in the North
Something's eating my face
So I spawn in the South
Something's eating my face
So I spawn in the West
Something's eating my face
Can anybody tell me what's going
On with this place!?

Finally wake up on a pretty safe beach
Looking for some friends and a
Little something to eat gotta get some wood
So I'm beating some trees
Ain't nobody gonna harvest thatch
Better than me!

Campfire, hide slacks slingshot, I got that
Windmill, not yet
Seriously, it takes a long time to make that!
Eight hours later
And I'm looking pretty tight
Got a chair, couple arrows
And a little bit of hide
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right
I'm a survivor evolved ya'll
I'm ready to fight!

I see the sun rising
With hope is it bringing
And on that horizon, the Dodos are singing
And whether I'm flying, or climbing
Or sinking
I feel like defying the threat of extinction!

Through thunder and lightning
I stand here unblinking
I'll wipe out the Dinos who
Think I'm for eating
A fighter distinctive, survival instinctive
If you've got the fight, I'm to bring it!

I'm a Survivor Evolved
I just made 16 stonewalls
And now I can't move at all
Like a Survivor Evolved (yeah)

Now I got a tribe and
We're looking pretty mean
Got a pink Pteranodon level 116
Got some gators at my base one name Wendy
One named Steve gigasaurus coming for us
(Giga who) Giga please!

We heading to the forest
I know he looking for us
We lost him but it turns
Out we found a Tyrannosaurus

I ain't stickin' round
This is gonna be a slaughter
Head back to the beach
Then I jump into the water
Had a feeling I was right pretty
Sure that I was wrong
I was in deep water, now I'm in a Megalodon

I see the sun rising
With hope is it bringing
And on that horizon, the Dodos are singing
And whether I'm flying, or climbing
Or sinking
I feel like defying the threat of extinction!

Through thunder and lightning
I stand here unblinking
I'll wipe out the Dinos who
Think I'm for eating
A fighter distinctive, survival instinctive
If you've got the fight, I'm to bring it!

Just when you thought your
Expectations couldn't get
Any lower some sick bars from Thick44!

Thanks?

Real deal, ain't nobody stuntin' like Thick44
Got a level 80 Carno at my front door
I ain't gonna run though
Gonna have some fun yo
Cash me outside with my new assault rifle

Raid me, and you're making a mistake
Fire Wyvern named Bernie turn
Your tribe into steak run out
Gun out imma blow your lung out
Titanboa coming at me like Jordan
With the tongue out

On my Argentavis and I'm picking him up
I got a grill with his name
On it back at my hut if I poop
Then it's probably coming out of my butt
Yo Skull
Get up on this hook and tell them what's up!

I see the sun rising
With hope is it bringing
And on that horizon, the Dodos are singing
And whether I'm flying, or climbing
Or sinking
I feel like defying the threat of extinction!

Through thunder and lightning
I stand here unblinking
I'll wipe out the Dinos who
Think I'm for eating
A fighter distinctive, survival instinctive
If you've got the fight, I'm to bring it!