Ready for Liftoff

Welcome to Rocket League
Start your engines and drop the beat

What's this? Rocket League?
Automobiles on a soccer team?
I don't care if these cars
Can even hit supersonic velocity
Preposterous, is this gonna be
Another lame game that I don't want or need?
I'll try it once and I'm done, bro 3 2 1 go!
Right off of that faceoff
I got my rockets all cranked up
I get a first touch and then a bank shot
I rank up you rank drop
Celebrate with a takeoff ole ole ole!
Stop! You suck! That was all luck!
Shut your mouth you dumb fuck
I can't read what you said to me
Why do they always censor me?
Nobody here is a friend to me
But if you're on my team we can pretend to be
Great pass! Nice shot! What a save! Or not!
Clearly you just forgot
That was your net you scored on
Aerial hit, letting 'em rip
Hope you don't mind me wrecking your whip
Land on my wheels, gettin' a grip
You better defend, I'm centering it
'Fore the end I bet you will quit
Damn you're practically letting me win
He left the match, message him quick
1v1 unless you're a bitch

Attention ground control ready for liftoff
Restart the countdown now get to the kickoff

Don't have no tactics
I'm perfect without practice
Want to hit the gas, mad lift
Top gun, maverick think fast, backflip
On a roll, hat trick better save that clip
Warthog, have it this ain't no street race
We don't need no freeway
Did you catch that sweet play? I'll
Make you watch the replay
I have no need for gravity
In an acrobatic battle, see
The audience will clap for me
At the end of the match, who's MVP?

We're all remote-controlled
I'm lighting up your goal
You might say I'm a troll lolololololol

Any map, any field, any time, any region
I just had one hell of a season
Wait, hold up, I got an achievement?
Ten straight games without getting beaten
Fat stacks of cash wads comin' out
The back of my exhaust overtime? Let's not
Get a buzzer-beater with the last shot
Barrel roll like Star Fox
Hit the post, bar-drop
I'm in our goal like a guard dog
Blockin' all of your hard shots
One rule that I play by: Don't
Waste time with an AI
I might as well drive a tank why?
I demolish y'all when I blaze by
Without apology the best I got to be
Set me up, leave the shot to me
Let's party up don't talk to me!
When it comes to rockets, I'm a prodigy
Haven't gone outside in about a week
Cholesterol cloggin' my arteries
I don't want to stop, but I gotta be
Rocket League is a drug to me
Rehab is on top of me
A rocket car and a rocket
Field with a rocket ball, that's all I need!
Attention ground control we are
Ready for liftoff
Restart the countdown now let's
Get to the kickoff

3 3 2 2 1 1 go!

Rocket League bOOM!