Halo 5 vs. Call of Duty Black Ops 3

It's the return of the game
That made FPS great
I ain’t talkin' about Halo
So don't make that mistake
Duty calls, after all, that’s my namesake
Combat Evolved? You came to the game late!
Scopes, sprints, TTK, even frame rate
Halo 3 was your peak, but you ain't the same
Mate is Halo turning into COD? You might be
Every year that passes you look
More and more like me!

So modern technology chose COD
To leave hangin' and like a leaf danglin' we
Will keep on tea baggin'
Cause this battle's the election! Anyone with
Half a brain can see
You and your gamers must
Have forgotten your campaignin'
Stick to revolutions
What you call an evolution
Is a futurstic movement towards
The juvenile youth
Oh the mutiny! Stop shooting me!
Or I'll hang up the Call of Duty
With an army knife through the feet!

The biggest names in Triple A!
So pop a disc in
Sit and play for days and days!
Welcome to the greatest age of games!
But I wonder which one of us
Is gonna take the cake!
A good COD game’s awful hard to find
What are you
Cortana? Have you lost your mind?
This battle’s been going on since
The dawn of time
But now you're steppin’ on my toes
Gotta draw the line!

Droppin' bombs is cure
Now let me drop a nuke!
I'm outselling Halo in every
Single COD debut! Because I'm a veteran
When you step to me I bet it’s scary
Next to your lame campaign, I look legendary!
Spoiler alert, Locke and Master Chief
They only fight in a cutscene
Come on that was weak forget world wars
I'm putting you in the past
Can you see me in your future?
Cause your future is black!

You'll never chart on top
Make your bizarre clans stop
If you got target's lock
We'll choke you in a Spartan Locke
So get your Combat Evolved
Make your market expand
Or charge with armies of 12 year
Old's screaming! Pissing their pants!
Your entire franchise is a
Zombie on juggernog multi-killing titles
Every year there's another COD!
So if you'll please excuse me
I'm sick of this rebooting
And I have to take a more
Respectable Call of Doodie pfft

The biggest names in Triple A!
So pop a disc in
Sit and play for days and days!
Welcome to the greatest age of games!
But I wonder which one of us
Is gonna take the cake!
A good COD game's awful hard to find
What are you
Cortana? Have you lost your mind?
This battle's been going on since
The dawn of time
But now you're steppin' on my toes
Gotta draw the line!

You got rid of split'screen? That's
When you lost me if I want cosmetics
It's probably gonna cost me
I don't know what you're doing or
What you're trying to be
But if you want my crown
Well that's kind of a Reach
Bringing back the zombies now
Let the dead rise!
Your saga's got nothing on my epic franchise!
Cortana's long gone
Now I'm taking all that's left
All I need's a red ring to
Put a Halo on your head!

You can't reclaim your history
Progression hurt you most
I'll be speeding past your future and
I'm not crashing with Ghosts
Halo's flow is flooding by the dozens
You can't fight them all
And if you think you Spitfire
You'd still be ripping off Titanfall!
It's John-117, blue is what my coven's in!
But we will cover you in red
Were you to break a Covenant!
Your relevance in FPS in ceasing
So who you trying to put to sleep, me? Ha!
Wake me when you need me!

The biggest names in Triple A!
So pop a disc in
Sit and play for days and days!
Welcome to the greatest age of games!
But I wonder which one of us
Is gonna take the cake!
A good COD game's awful hard to find
What are you
Cortana? Have you lost your mind?
This battle's been going on since
The dawn of time
But now you're steppin' on my toes
Gotta draw the line!