Jingle Balls

The end is comming near
A light begins to shine
Vanishing my fears
It's fucking Christmas time

Every year the same
It's white and cold as shit! (Damn, you say it!)
All the Christmas tunes are played
They fuck me up legit

Jingle Bells, fucking hell
Christmas all the time
I'm looking left, I'm looking right
The lights are shining bright (Whoah)
Jingle Bells, fucking hell
Christmas all the time
I'm looking left, I'm looking right
The lights are shining bright

Swinging through the snow
With a bottle in my hand
Chugging every drop
Oh god how wrong this went

The only reason why
We are drinking all the time
Is cause Santa smacks his huge sack in my face and makes me cry

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride with one hoe on a sleight (Whoah)
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride with one hoe on a sleight

Jingle Bells, fucking hell
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun is the ride with one hoe on a sleight (Whoah)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the time
There's one thing left to say for me
Merry Christmas from Joyride