Video Game Nerds

Stuck in the matrix
Lost in the sea of simulation
Only way to find the warp zone
Is to solve these equations
4250-10
Carry the 0
FUCK 'YALL I'M DEAD

Light cycle race
Last place
Derezzed by the Clu (who happens to be a cgi rendered Jeff Bridges for those who didn't know)

Look who decided to become player 2
I'm looking at you sucka with a mouth full of goo---
Ey cum in your mouth, 'cause you suck to many dicks
Yesterday, and today i'm packing a fist

Hacking my computer like some sort of wizard
Who never touched a boob
And would cry if he felt it
For the first time, in forever, you finally leave your bedroom
To play sports
Did i say sports? I meant fantasy football
With your Harry Potter clan
Who plays with quittich balls
Looking at some loser with nothing to do
He decides to make a rap, to show you
That he's out to prove that he's got nothing to prove

Back in the 3rd grade
I played nintendo
Never heard of that?
Well it's now gone forever, Presto!

Could it be that you're another part of me
Who can challenge me to a game of certainy?
Listen, i'm not one to brag but i tried LSD for the first time...

...and it was horrible....

I-i'm passing the mic back to you...