You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just face the music
You're a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a foul one, Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch, ooh yeah

You're a vile one, Mr Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch
Given the choice between you, I'd take the
Seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile, woah

The three best words that best describe you, are as follows
And I quote
Stink
Stank
Stunk