Long Winded Woman

I got a long winded woman and she's gonna talk me to death

I got a long winded woman have a conversation with herself

She talks for 5 hours and won't even pause now she got arthritis in the jaws

I got a long winded woman and she's gonna talk me to death

I got a long winded woman have a conversation with herself

Sound just like a broke alternator and she can make a killing as a telephone operator

I got a long winded woman and she's gonna talk me to death

I got a long winded woman and she's gonna talk me to death

I got a long winded woman have a conversation with herself

Put it now in my eulogy the long winded woman was the death of me

I got a long winded woman and she's gonna talk me to death