Frontal Lobotomy
Jonny Cohen
Son, we are disappointed in you
You're not doing well in nursery school
You don't pay attention, you fool around
You knock other kids to the ground
With six doctors did we confer
And yes, our fears were confirmed
To solve this anomaly
What you need is a frontal lobotomy
Don't you worry, you won't feel a thing
It's no worse than filling a cavity
And with the new technology
You'll be the perfect thing
You'll be the perfect thing
You'll be the perfect thing
Son, no more will you be in pain
Discipline you will be attained
The teachers will think you're grеat
No longer will you be in an unhappy uncontrolled statе
Okay, you'll be a little dull
But really, aren't we all?
But really, aren't we all?
But really, aren't we all?
