Chicken Crazy

No no no, wait a minute
Don't y'all laugh at me!
I ain't the only one feelin' like that!
Man, the whole world has
Done gone chicken crazy
Poor chicken just don't stand
A chance nowadays
Yeah, chicken don't stand a chance no more!
You can't go in no restaurant in the world
And can't find chicken on the menu
I'll give you five dollars if you do
And if anybody invites you to
Their house for dinner they can have four
Five different kinds of meat on their mind
But they can't go wrong cookin' no chicken
No you have chicken wings, chicken necks
Chicken breasts, chickеn backs, chicken pies
And chicken feet, huh

Yеah, they gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy, ow!

Hoo hoo hoo!
And the potato ain't doin' bad either
Hoo hoo hoo! Yeah, they serve 'tato with
Them chickens everywhere, look here
Y'all think I'm lying, don't you?
But a chicken don't stand a chance no more
North, south, east or west
You can bet your bottom dollar that
Chicken is in a terrible mess
Hoo hoo hoo, look here
Watch this, see that man sittin' over there?
Watch this, say mister man yeah?
Where you from? I'm from down in Georgia
What's your favorite meat?
Man, I love me some chicken
Hoo hoo hoo, see, I told you!
It don't make no difference where you from
They love that chicken
See that lady over there?
Watch this, say miss lady
Eh eh eh eh, mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi miss lady?
Yes? Where you from?
I'm from New Yurk new?
New Yurk
Alright "New Yurk", what's happenin'?
What's your favorite meat?
Ooh, I just love the way they
Cook that southern fried chicken
'Cause I'm not from down there, you know
I live up north
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, yeah, I know
You got Mississippi written all over
You talkin' about that look here, ha ha ha!
Yeah, they tear chicken up
Up in New York, ha ha ha! Look here
See that little bown comin' down the street?
Watch this, say little boy yessir?
Where you from? I'm from California
What's your favorite meat?
Chicken, man, chicken! Hoo hoo, see there?
I told you it don't make
No difference where you from
North, east, south or west
They love that chicken

They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy, oh!

Yeah, the red bean ain't doin' bad either
Hoo hoo hoo! You know something else?
Ain't no fowl of the air been
Done up like a poor chicken
We bake him, we boil him
Hm, we broil him, stew him, fry him
Make chicken soup, hm hm hm!
Chicken dumplings so forth and so on, heh!
You know if my woman got me
Some chicken at home for dinner
I'm gonna wring her neck, huh!

Yeah, they goin' chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy, ow!
Gone chicken crazy, ow! Chicken crazy, ow!
Chicken crazy, oh-ho!

Chicken crazy, they've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy
They've gone chicken crazy