Poor Ol' Boy

I turn around and kick you in the ass
I leave you with yourself and have another glass
I watch you from the corner of my eye
And very much advise you not to try
Guys like you deserve it and are lame
Makes me feel weird and awesome at the same

You find me hangin' out with just my girl
You're standing in my back and wave your flag
We know you must be desperate but we don't care
Get yourself together and stop to stare

And take your money, spend it at the corner of the street
But get the fuck outta here and don't bother me

I know it can be easy to find a girl
Those tomcat nights when you're feeling like a squirrel
But right here, right now is the wrong place and time
Another try and I kick you in the eye
I am ready to fight for my dame
Makes me feel weird and awesome at the same

My lady she's with me and that's for sure
I love her 'cause she's pretty and mature
And I believe that there is not a blur
Otherwise I wouldn't fight for her
If she leaves me you are not to blame
Makes me feel weird and awesome at the same

So take your money, spend it at the corner of the street
But get the fuck outta here and don't bother me