The Good Stuff

She must have been a Charlie Chaplain fan
By the looks of the dusty books on the dollar stand
They say she was a widow with a window full of cats
Now they're selling off her bedframe and buying her velvet hats

And the auctioneer barks-s-s
And the crowd remarks-s-s

Oh the good stuff, is going fast
You gotta make your move while the good stuff lasts
Well it'll all be over it won't last long, make your move
You gotta make your mo-o-ove before the good stuff's gone

They say she was a lady with a living room full of dolls
A 1910 Piccasso and a Marc Chagall
Going gone the gold tambourine
Two hundred dollars, sold to the man in green

And the high bitter buys-s-s
And the low bitter si-i-ighs

Oh the good stuff, is going fast
You gotta make your move while the good stuff lasts
Well it'll all be over it won't last long, make your move
You gotta make your mo-o-ove before the good stuff's gone

One dollar, two dollar, three dollar, four
Bidding on a bowtie [?] wore
Better be brave, better have no fear
Wait a little while and the good stuff
Will dis-a-pear

Oh the good stuff, is going fast
You gotta make your move while the good stuff lasts
Well it'll all be over it won't last long, make your move
You gotta make your mo-o-ove before the good stuff's gone

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