John Dyes Her Hair Red

John dyes her hair red
cnd sits in the shower
For nearly an hour
Till it all turns back brown
Fast as a cannon but stopping for something
Going backward instead of right around

John isn't married
He sits in the shower
For nearly an hour
Till it all comes crashing down
Fast as a cannon but stopping for something
Going downwards instead of right around

That's what I'll say

Life doesn't make sense
Like your uncle carl
Life doesn't make sense
Like your uncle carl

John is a hero
They sit in the shadows
For nearly an hour
Till it's time to come out
Fast as a cannon, now stopping for nothing
Going forwards now again
Now again
Now again