Reverse Rap Battle

This reverse rap battle man if you were trying to be the softest dude
Instead of the hardest dude like normal
I'm gonna start it off lets go
Kinda stupid

Man all I do is talk cripple I can't even stand
I am softer than Trumps B-F-F Mr. pillow man

I am a really nice guy I don't talk smack
Drive a Prius with a vegan stick on the back

Man I got a lot of feelings I don't keep em' inside
When I watch Grey's Anatomy I always gotta cry (A Lotta tears)

No I can't build a fire, no I can't change a tire
No lie the only show I watch be pretty little liars

When I go into the gym the bar I cannot lift
Only pre-workout I know listening to Taylor Swift (She really good)

When it comes to bein weak ya know I go Bezerk
Only take a bath with soap that come from bath an body works
(I'm clean though, I'm clean and smellin' good, smellin' good)

All I take is take L's only calls I get are spam
I even pay for all my likes on my Instagram

You make this too easy hey would you let me know?
Did you pay for all the filters on yo VSCO?
Cause I did... KO