SAME SEX COUPLE

[Intro - Teacher]
Thats not fair
And quite frankly i think youve got enough about you to know what i said
Alright
You werent out there asking about what we were gonna do at the weekend
Alright
Its just that obvious its annoyed me that youve had to ask (Okay)
Right im not gonna go through it anymore we might as well stay quiet

[Hook - Teacher]
Can take place between same sex couples
Same sex couples
Same sex couples
Can take place between same sex couples
Same sex couples
Same sex co- and quitе frankly
Can take place between samе sex couples
Same sex couples
Same sex couples
Can take place between same sex couples
Same sex couples
(Laughing)

[Verse 1 - Teacher]
Voices say do criminal offenses, ay (same sex couples)
I assault members of the public, ay (same sex couples)
I do lots of hugging with your child, ay (same sex couples)
And Im gay with your aunt, ay (same sex coup- and quite frankly)
I try to refrain from assaulting your children, uh (couples)
I had a stroke in 2019, uh (same sex couples)
Too little sex its honestly funny, uh (same sex couples)
Im a sex criminal, shit, im sorry, uh (Laughing)

[Interlude - Teacher]
Okay hopefully youve managed to-
Sorry thats the problem when you ask someone to go outside you then have to
Take… um… away… um…
Time to go through this, so
I said both partners can acce-
Thats not fair

[Hook - Teacher]
(Um…) Can take place (Um…) between (Um…) same sex couples (Um…)
(Um…) Same sex couples (Um…)
(Um…) Same sex couples (Um…)
(Um…) Can take place (Um…) between (Um…) same sex couples (Um…)
(Um…) Same sex couples (Um…)
(Um…) Same sex co- and (Um…) quite frankly

[Verse 2 - Jerimiawongo]
Take some time to rethink your life
You only exist to shout at children, like
Thats quite sad, im hoping the afterlife
Treats you well youll need some rehab like
Genuinely everyone agrees you are a pussy
Getting mad over a year old file which caches:
“Why your mum has no pussy
Shes dead, cremated, drank the ashes”

[Outro - Jerimiawongo]
I got crisps
Oooooo