robotic antics
[Verse]
If i see opps then its over
Ill send man straight to Jehovah
When i take shots like M. Sharapova
Doing up tennis
Call man dennis im a menace
Doing up olives in venice
Big man ting im bigger than ben is
Stop it
Otherwise Unknown P might bash man’s head straight down like a bop it
So make like a freddo and hop it
Your girl is four foot four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit
If i see her in the club then i’m doing up AJ, the way that i weave and bob it
And im not from homerton not from hackney
So i never go east cause bare man try spot P like acne
Im from surrey where me and the mandem always go hunting
And the gyaldem are thick like Theresa May on a real big bum ting
19 hunna- woke up in kenya
Something something geese in country
And i never have porridge at nans
Because its oh so lumpy
And if opps wanna throw some hands then i just draw for the pumpy
Look at me im unknown T, ive got braids and a deep voice
And when i bend my back and then dig it, i really hurt my knee joints
Got a song called “throwback” but my girl got no back
Uh
And if you wanna talk Unknowns then you better talk P just know that, uh
Do us an explosion!
I have to go and shit
Im shitting
(Hes shitting!)
Nah, are you having a shit
Yeah
Aight
[Spoken Word: Jerimiawongo crew & Amazon Alexa]
Alexa, read my shopping list
You have two items on your shopping list
Black people and sex
(Laughing)
(What is that combination?)
Alexa (ahh!)
Alexa what is CBT?
Cock and ball torture (ahaha)
Occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture slash male genital torture
Is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicle
Cock and ball torture (ahaha)
Occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture slash male genital torture
Is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicle
Cock and ball torture (ahaha)
Occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture slash male genital torture
Is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicle
Cock and ball torture
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Alexa, play animal abuse
(woah)
Okay, heres baby animal quiz
What? (Laughing)
Baby animal quiz
Start a quiz now by saying start a quiz (yes, start)
Start a quiz
Okay, i will ask you 10 questions about animals
Oh shit
Here is your first question
Alright
What is the baby name of a- (is there someone at the door or something?)
No
Oh
What?
Oh boy
The baby name of a-
T- b- bitch Alexa i didn't even start you-
Mamma mia, the baby name-
What!? (Laughing)
Mamma mia? What is this, italian Alexa?
What is the baby name-
Alexa, change-
Alexa, change your set- Alexa, change your set language to German
No! Nonononono…
Whoopsa daisy!
(Laughing)
What the hell!?
It thinks its the pig quiz again
Here is your fourth question-
Alexa shut the fuck up
Thank you for playing-
Alexa, set language to Arabic
No! (Laughing)
Sorry, I dont speak Arabic
Then learn!
Alexa, set language to Korean (No!)
Korean! (please no)
Sorry, i dont speak Korean
Alexa (Then learn!)
Set your spoken language to Polish
No
Sorry, I dont speak Polish
Shut up man! (Alexa,)
Set your language to English
(No)
When should i remind you?
Alexa, (set it to american english)
Tell me, what languages do you speak
According to Wikipedia-
(Laughing)
A language is a structured system of communication-
Alexa, what is cock and ball torture on Wikipedia?
Cock and ball torture (ahaha)
Occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture slash male genital torture
Is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicle
You have two items on your shopping list
Black people and sex
Alexa shut up!
Shut! (shut up)
Hey google, where are the-
I have a- i have a google chrome
(What the fuck is this?)
Alexa (Alexa!)
Play the mask
Alexa, alexa, where is the best place to buy porn?
(Laughing)
Sorry, im not sure
Alexa, where, where do you buy marijuana?
(Laughing)
I found a few ones
What!?
85 miles away on (beep)
Buddha seeds, 94.7 miles away on (beep)
And-
Guys, im gonna bounce
[Outro]
Here’s Mask by dream
(ahaha) No! No!
No!
No!
