Puppy and a Truck

My forties are kicking my ass
And handing 'em to me in a margarita glass
I was infatuated with an older man
And then I dated a psychopath
So I'm 44 in 2020 and thank God I saved up some money
Time to ruminate like, "What the fuck was that?"
Like a shot of good luck
I got a puppy and a truck
If you feel like giving up
Shut up
Get a puppy and a truck

I don't fuck with MOPAR, Tesla or Ford
I'm a Chevrolet Angel, Lord
Traded my '64 Malibu for a van
And to tell you the truth
That's the only regret I have

I need a dog that's hypoallergenic
In the poodle milieu and photogenic
Don't shed, don't bark
And can play in the band

Like a shot of good luck
I got a puppy and a truck
If you see us rolling up
Thumbs up
Puppy and a truck

I don't got no kids
I don't got no kids
I don't got no roots
I'm an orphan
Catch me if you can
I'm lacing up my boots

Like a shot of good luck
I got a puppy and a truck
And some unconditional love
Like a shot of good luck
Get a puppy and a truck
If you see us rolling up
Say what's up
Puppy and a truck