Tea Party Revenge Porn

"Ain't nobody gonna make me wear no mask!"

The white race is in danger
Of extinction in a year or three
The Blacks and Browns and aliens
Even mix in ads on TV

Just like Two Thousand Maniacs
We're havin' us a jamboree
Tucked our white hoods back in the drawer
Now we call ourselves the Tea Party

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Someone has to stand up for the stupid, goddammit
America first!
Grab our whole country by the pussy
With our red, white and blue brownshirts

We are taking over and we're in a hurry
To turn all we touch into Branson, Missouri
Hey ho, we're all Devo!
And you're in our reality show

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Reconstruction for the Lord

Finally, a conspiracy we all can believe in
No commie tree-huggers block our path
Just grab a rattler, and join the dance

We're run right through with Muslim spies
Welfare queens keep me up at night
Went gunnin' for Hillary's child porn ring
All I got was a lousy pizza

My kids have a right to carry guns to school
And bars and malls and churches too
The world ain't melting like an ice cream cone
Like evolution, it's a Chinese hoax

To the 1850s back we go
Can't let illegal monkeys vote
Our favorite moonshine is Jim Crow 2.0

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Take dominion for the Lord

And sing
Sieg! Sieg!
Sieg Howdy!
Sieg! Sieg!
Sieg Howdy!
Sieg! Sieg!
Sieg Howdy!
Howdy! Howdy!