Betty’s Takin’ Judo

[Verse 1]
Should've thought twice before he went to get her
Just let her go, he should've known better
But Joe just couldn't let her walk with all his friends lookin' on
Wrapped her arm, said, "Listen here, you best get one thing clear"
"What I say is law", and that's the last he recalls

[Chorus]
'Cause Betty's takin' judo and poor old Joe, he didn't have a prayer
She gave him a demonstration right then and there
Now he's got an eye to match her black belt and it's all over town
Betty's takin' judo and Joe never lived it down

[Verse 2]
Story goes back in the Ice Age
Club a girl and drag her to your cave
And Joe always said, "That kind of woman be fine with me"
But times changed, Joe didn't
He thought her place was barefoot in the kitchen
But now he's learning new respect for those two little feet

[Chorus]

[Break]
No, no

[Tag]
Now he's got an eye to match her black belt and it's all over town
Betty's takin' judo and Joe never live it down