Trouble With Girls

Life ain't fun until you get you one don't know what it is about 'em
But you can't dismiss or mark 'em off your list cause you can't exist without 'em
But this necessary evil ain't the cotton boll weevil or a bottle full of homemade sin
It's a two legged creature that's scared of a preacher all the trouble with girls is men

Yeah the trouble with girls is men and I'll believe it till the day I die
You can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em but I sure would like to try

Old Scratchy Face leads a Mary Chase smelling like a jug of mennin'
But it ain't no life tryin' to be his wife when Baltimore ain't winnin'
Well I'd rather have a battle with a wild herd of cattle than to git him up at six a.m.
Get two good showers and he'll mow down your flowers all the trouble with girls is men

Yeah the trouble with girls is men
Yeah the trouble with girl is men I know the trouble with girls is men
I say the trouble with girls is men