Army Of One

[Intro: Jaye Bartell]
My army of one was my favorite army
Nobody was in the army, but me

[Verse 1: Jaye Bartell]
We went through the towns and we sat on the cities
We conquered all the countries, blowing leaves away

[Verse 2: Jaye Bartell with Larkin Farrar]
But the army of two was the better army
That army of me and you
The colors we wore and our first cries of war
Really made the people believe in hospitality

[Verse 3: Jaye Bartell]
But the army of three was a terrible army
With no room in the army for me
I thought of protesting, but one night was resting
All alone in the fox hole

[Bridge: Jaye Bartell]
I was given the dismissing wound
Here for my patriotism
I was given the commission
To resume to mend of my favorite old army

[Outro: Jaye Bartell]
And we're guarding a garbage can