Genderless

[Verse 1]
Everybody meets somebody they love best, yes, yes, yes
Everybody’s searchin’ for a place to rest, yes, yes, yes
Everybody shares a secret loneliness, yes, yes, yes
The secret lies in learning how to share the rest, yes, yes, yes

[Chorus]
How I wish I could be genderless, genderless
Pissin’ like a fountain in my brand new dress
Deep within or not my friend, genderless
Yes, yes, yes

[Verse 2]
Well, I used to fool myself, a total mystery, yes, yes, yes
Mies from my valley and therapy, yes, yes, yes
I was stuck in the rut of the bourgeoisie, yes, yes, yes
‘Til I read up on Krafft-Ebing, and it set me free, yes, yes, yes

[Chorus]
Now I’m ready to be genderless, genderless
Pissin’ like a fountain in my brand new dress
Deep within, we all begin genderless
Yes, yes, yes

[Spoken]
I don’t know, Dave, we might need a real horn player
Well, obviously we’re not gonna steal
Well, no we’re not that type
We don’t have any sections
Ya know, Fico does all those kinda rap records
Maybe we can get in like somebody to rap over it?
Huh, rap?
Oh, I hear cascading orgams in strings, myself
My mind is a globe
Your mind is a globe?
A whirling, transient, hypnosive globe
Awash with the sound of music
I hear bagpipes, I’m sorry

[Chorus]
We all meet a little genderless, genderless
Play all tries of trumpet on my brand new dress
Deep within, it all begins genderless
We need a little genderless, genderless
Play all tries of trumpet on my brand new dress
Deep within, it all begins genderless
Gimme more of the esoteric instruments
Yes, yes, yes
Trouser trumpet, perhaps
Yes, yes, yes
Or Ken’s favorite, the rump cannon
Yes, yes, yes
Why not just get Simon to explode?