Horace, the Swingin’ School-Bus Driver
Hey, he picks up the kids
And he takes 'em to school now
And everybody digs him
'Cause he acts so cool now
Well, you can catch him every day
At three on the dot
In his big yellow honey
Tacking up in the lot
We call him Horace
The swingin' school bus driver
Knows every cop in town
(Knows every cop in town)
He's always shuttin' 'em down
(He's always shuttin' 'em down)
Well, here he comes now
Horace the swingin' school bus driver
We never have to hitch
We'd rathеr fight than switch
From hot-roddin' Horace
You know he flips all the girls
Wеll, they say he's too much now
And you oughta see the way
He can double the clutch now
With his letterman's sweater
And an ivy league hat
He's got a quarter mile EP
One minute flat
We call him Horace
The swingin' school bus driver
We never have to hitch
We'd rather fight than switch
From hot-roddin' Horace
The kids are all a-jumpin'
Up and down in their seats
'Cause his radio's blastin'
That Top 40 beat
We call him Horace
The swingin' school bus driver
We never have to hitch
We'd rather fight than switch
From hot-roddin' Horace
Come on, lady, will you move that thing?
