Pretty Please

[Verse 1]
My girl's a beautiful girl
The apple of my eye
She gets paid to take her clothes off
And I wish so did I
Now, is it for attention?
I just don't understand
But she's my little Bettie Paige
And I'm her cameraman

[Chorus]
And she sings
"Validate me, oh, pretty please"
"Oh validate me, pretty please"
"Validate me, oh, pretty please"
"Oh validate me, pretty please"
Yeah

[Verse 2]
My Dad's an actor
He got the broadway blues
Yeah, he sleeps outside the paper shop
And buys his good reviews
But if it is a bad one
It goes back on the shelf
And he says
"I don't act for anyone, I do it for myself"

[Chorus]
But he means
"Validate me, oh, pretty please"
"Oh validate me, pretty please"
"Validate me, oh, pretty please"
"Oh validate me, oh, pretty please"
"Validate me, please"
"Oh validate me, please, please, please"

[Bridge]
When I was young, I yearned for a girl to hold my hand
And when jokes and poems didn't work, I thought I'd start a band
So far all my girlfriends have been big fans of mine
So remember, this is not a song It is a chat-up line
Oh, I need your love, and I do not care how I get it, no

[Chorus]
"Validate me, oh, pretty please"
"Oh validate me, pretty please, baby"

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Rate me, slate me
Love or hate me
Just validate me
Pretty please