“Are You Gonna Buy The Record/Bear With Us”

[Spoken]
Did everyone enjoy that cover?
Yeah?
You gonna buy the record?
Maybe, muted response
You've already got it? Nice one
Now listen, I promised myself, because however long you think it takes to tune your guitar, right
It takes even longer to play a song out of tune
It's like twelve years to play an out of tune song
I don't know what happens
So bear with me, I'm just gonna make absolutely, positively sure that everything is in tip top order
So you can all enjoy this next song
You know what fuck it