The Land Of Mushroom Unicorn Sex

[Intro]
There's a magic place far beyond the horizon
It's way out of range of eighteen teen horizon
You'll probably be on roam, it's very, very far from home
It's lost of fun, you should come, you'll never ever be alone
The name of this place is a super duper, duper big secret
But I'm about to tell because I feel like it!
It is called "The Land of the Mushroom Unicorn Sex" (Okay!)

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the "The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex"
Now that you're here, you think it's weird
You're probably like, "What's next?" (Okay!)
Well the ground is mad of fruit roll-ups (Yeah)
The sky is made of gumdrops (Gumdrops)
All the chicks have big boob
And all the dudes have big cock
It's really, really sexy in the land of unicorn sex (Okay!)
Nobody has to work but they cash big check (Yeah!)
Come with me, let's have some fun where the horny horses roam
"The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex" is where I call my home (Okay!)

[Chorus]
Mushroom Unicorn
Mushroom Unicorn
Mushroom Unicorn Sex
Mushroom Unicorn
Mushroom Unicorn
Mushroom Unicorn Sex
Mushroom Unicorn Sex
Mushroom Unicorn Sex
Mushroom Unicorn Sex
It's so fucking awesome

[Verse 2]
Oh man, look a magical unicorn
Walking through The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex
He has a big bone on his nose
And his giant horse cock is erect
Now in the center of the land, of the magical unicorn sex
There is a statue made entirely of sex
It's kinda strange, I don't really know how scientifically it works
But it's awesome and it's made of sex for sure
Hump, hump fist pump, donkey ump, oh squirt
In The Land of Unicorn Sex donkey fucking is our sport
Hump, hump fist pump, donkey ump, squirt
In The Land of Unicorn Sex donkey fucking is our sport
Just kidding, man, destialityis really not a joke
In The Land of Unicorn Sex we just say "No"
Take a gumdrop of the tree
Put it in your pipe and light it
In The Land of Unicorn Sex there's lost of peer pressure, don't fight it

[Bridge]
Now do it, just do it, you should smoke gumdrops poo
In The Land of Unicorn Sex that's what we do
Once you smoke them, you can't stop
You will have to sing
"The Land of Unicorn Sex" national athem with me (Here we go)
The Land of Unicorn Sex
That is to which I pledge allegiance
You should smoke a gumdrop and masturbate with a vibrating
Unicorn horn
From the horn of a unicorn that is a first born of Jesus

[Outro]
Or something, yes
Or something
Definitely something