Santa Killas

[Intro: Violent J]
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
Hey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas in Detroit
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
So we got a special Christmas treat
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
We got Mike Clark on this shit. he's finna rap
(Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas)
And we got Fink from the east side. Oh, and we also got 2 Dope

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]
It's the holiday season, snow on the ground
Candy canes, cookies sprinkle the town
Everyone's jolly, happy, and merry
The dead sing carols in the cemetery
Went up to the mall to meet a Santa Claus
"Why you wanna meet a Santa Claus?" Just because
He's a star and I wanna get his autograph
"Did you meet the fat bastard?" You don't know the half
So I'm waitin' in the line with my pad and pen
Finally got up to the bitch and he had a grin
He said that he watches me and I'm a disgrace
So I reach for the nine, shot him in his spine
All the kiddies runnin', screamin' and cryin'
Santa ain't breathin', I think that he's dyin'
He's tryin' to move so I boot him in his grill
Ahh, bitch should've known about the Santa Claus killa
(Killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa)

[Chorus]
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(It's the Santa Claus Killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(Santa Claus Killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(It's the Santa Claus Killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(Santa Claus Killas)

[Verse 2: Mike E. Clark]
I'm a Santa Claus killa, bitch what the fuck you know about?
You knowin' nothin', so fuck turkey and stuffin'
I drink a straight forty, fuck that shitty eggnog
Cause I'm a wicked clown down straight freak dog
I gets paid, I'm thinkin' up the G shit
And Santa Claus ain't never brought me shit
The fat slop doesn't buy my bread and milk
So don't come around bitch and get your cap peeled
I'm Mike Clark, I'm creepin' through Clark Park
In a 1981 Sky Lark
And it's dusted, dented and rusted
Don't look or get your lips busted
Santa Claus won't bring me a BM
So I'ma choke that bitch when I see him
MC Detroit Big Wheeler
But on Christmas Eve I'm a Santa Claus killa
(Killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa)

[Bridge: Violent J]
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
Oh, I'm so lonely around Christmas, I miss Santa Claus
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
He won't come to my house, I wonder if he's scared
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
But that's okay, 'cause if he won't come to me, I'll come to him
(Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas)
Santa, I'm comin' to see you. Merry Christmas

[Verse 3: Fink the Eastside G, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
It's Christmas Eve, another time to deceive
Got another trick up my sleeve, he won't leave
I just wait, tick tock ticky
Somebody tell me where the fuck is Saint Nickie
Nick, you prick, you North Pole hick
Bitch ass sap, what the fuck is that? (Huh?)
Sounds like Rudolph and the whole clique
It's time for some down with the clown G shit
I hear the fat bitch in the chimney
Spark up the matches, fire catches
And I burnt that motherfucker up
"Ho! Ho! H--- Wha--- What the fuck?!"
Cooked his ass with a crackling sound
Watch as the ash comes trickling down
I smoke them bones and I get much illa
Fink the Eastside G, the Santa Claus killa
(Killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa, killa)

[Chorus]
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(It's the Santa Claus Killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(Santa Claus Killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(Sain't Nick cap peelers)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(Santa Claus Killas)

[Verse 4: Violent J]
One last murder, I gets deadly
Sit back children, check the medley
It's cold out, I could give a fuck less
'Cause I'm waitin' on a bitch in a red dress
A fat bitch with a big white beard
Strapped with a big lead pipe I'm geared
I hear bells, jing-a-ling-ding
Ching-ting-ding-a-ling-ching-ding-a-ling-ting
That's the sound the dead men hear
The dead men hear when death is near
I'm like Damn! Take my pipe and say fuck it
Whip and lug it, straight to the nugget
Out cold in a dash, flash
Then I pushed his ass off the roof
And straight jacked the sleigh, heh
The ghetto's payday from the Santa Claus killa

[Outro]
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry)
(Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (It's the Santa Claus killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin'
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (The Santa Claus killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Whoop whoop)
(Merry merry merry, merry merry merry) (It's the Santa Claus killas)
Santa Claus I'm comin', I'm comin', I'm comin' (Whoop whoop)
(Merry merry merry, Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas) (The Santa Claus killas)