Can’t End Myself
[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
This is a tale
A long forgotten tale of wicked mayhem
A man whose own personal Hell was his own life on earth
So therefore, in Hell, he was granted just that:
Eternal life on earth
[Verse 1: Violent J]
I shot my wife in the head. I blamed the bitch for everything
She’s the reason I failed. It’s ‘cause of her I ain’t a king
I tried to carry on; I couldn’t. My decision: suicide
I put the shotgun in my mouth and with my toe put two inside
I felt my world shake. *bang* I felt my thoughts catch on fire
My skull exploded in my head. Tremendous pain was acquired
My body hit the floor. I felt cool air hit my brain
All the same, I still remain. My pulse maintain
I ran into the bathroom. I checked myself in the mirror
I had a bloody mouth, and plus the back of my head wasn’t there
I’m steady bleeding. I started freaking, ran and jumped through the glass
Some thirty feet into the driveway. I smashed at last, I passed
But not so fast. I’m still alive, and I’m driving
I thought about giving it up and going to a hospital
But then I seen a truck coming. Fuck it. I hit the bitch dead on
I walked away minus my head and an arm
I can’t end myself
[Interlude]
(’nitruh m’I .deyonna tog I litnu ssa tuo tihs gnikcuf rehtom eht dewalc tI .yot a ekil ydob ym koohs dna edis ym no swal sti dekcol tI .noil a deppals-hctib pu thgiarts dna ooz eht otni llaw a deppoh I ?gniyd em dna em htiw pu s’tahW)
I have no head
No fuckin’ head!
[Verse 2: Violent J]
People are trippin’ on me. I’m looking like the living dead
I can’t explain my situation ‘cause I have no fucking head
I just keep trying to die. What’s up with me and me dying?
I hopped a wall into the zoo and straight up bitch-slapped a lion
It locked its laws on my side and shook my body like a toy
It clawed the mother fucking shit out my ass 'til it got annoyed
I’m hurtin’ heavy now. I took some sedatives to relax
About two hundred Xanax and passed out on the train tracks
I scored some Anthrax. I rocked it up and did a few lines
I smoked it up and tried to shoot it in my neck a few times
I’m trying to talk through my neck hole, but everybody’s runnin’
It’s only gurgles, and all this fucking blood won’t stop comin’
I got into the bathtub and cut my legs off with a saw
I tried to bleed to death, but it filled the tub, more blood than I ever saw
Won’t stop comin’. My heartbeat won’t stop drummin’, I’m bummin’
I’m just a headless paraplegic on a skateboard. Help, someone
I’m trying to end myself (End myself)
[Interlude]
(’nitruh m’I .deyonna tog I litnu ssa tuo tihs gnikcuf rehtom eht dewalc tI .yot a ekil ydob ym koohs dna edis ym no swal sti dekcol tI .noil a deppals-hctib pu thgiarts dna ooz eht otni llaw a deppoh I ?gniyd em dna em htiw pu s’tahW)
No legs
No fuckin’ head
One arm left, on a skateboard
[Verse 3]
Still got my arm, and I’m scootin’, people givin’ my ass a bootin’
Thank god these slutty-ass hooker hoes be out here prostitutin’
I got my dick sucked, I gave the bitch a rock of the Anthrax
She smoked that shit, and her heart exploded, fuckin’ blew out her back
I tried to scoot along, but a big stray dog locked onto my arm
And then it dragged me to a dumpster with about fifteen more of them
And I was punchin’ on ‘em. I ain’t gonna die, and they bitin’ my ass
I found a beer bottle. I broke it and started stabbin’ 'em with the glass
I pull myself on, grab the bumper of a passing Grenada
I’m hangin’ it, draggin’ rocks and gravel, hurting a lot
I’m about to fall out. We hit a corner, and I hit a tree hard
And with my broken-ass arm, I crawled into somebody’s yard
And in the shed, I found a wood chipper. I thought, “This is it”
I pulled it out and got it runnin’ and climbed into that bitch
And now I can’t explain the horror or the pain. I’m still here
But I feel myself being eaten by the maggots, each piece, everywhere
[Samples]
SuseJ says, Lord, I stand at the door and knock
[?]
Yadot traeh ruoy fo rood eht no gnikconk si suseJ
*Screaming*
Therefore shall be ashamed of me
And of my words
My words, uh, in this a-
And sinful generation
And sinful
Of him also
