Average Joey
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I don't know why I was born like this
But I know I can't be fixed
But that's okay 'cause I love my life just like this
And I'm happy like this, yeah
[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Sunlight beaming on my face (Yeah)
But don't get it twisted, my heart full of hate
Had to meditate, get my mind straight
'Cause murder takes practice if you wanna be great
Hey, I could flip it on and off like a switch
I could kill a man, then I go home to wife and kids
When I'm at the crib, I water the lawn
Set up the hammock, lay back and yawn
Go from family man to a devil spawn
I'm out in alleyways choking necks from sundown to dawn
Then back to the lab, that's all that matters
Cooking brеakfast for kids after heads just splatterеd
Then it's shoes off, feet up (Yup)
Couldn't be more happy, I'm happy as fuck
Thinking 'bout lives ending, my mind gets stuck
So soon as the moon's up, you're fresh out of luck
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I don't know why I was born like this
But I know I can't be fixed
But that's okay 'cause I love my life just like this
And I'm happy like this, yeah
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Up in the line getting coffee (Black)
Thinking motherfuckers best to back up off me
But the fuck caught me, they got lucky
Could've left this place an outlined chalk scene
I got an appointment with my eye doctor
Then I gotta go pick my kids up for soccer
Went back in my den, sippin' Hen
Plan a life with my wife and my kids again
Well, while secret living life a sin (Damn)
Don't know how or when it began, damn
It ain't a problem, ain't a chore, it ain't no habit (Nope)
Leisurely style, I see a neck, I grab it
And squeeze it shut, squeeze it 'til it break
Squeeze it 'til your mouth froths then your body shake
Make no mistakes, I still go home
Hang with the fam, turn our favorite show on, pimpin'
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I don't know why I was born like this
But I know I can't be fixed
But that's okay 'cause I love my life just like this
And I'm happy like this, yeah
[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Like this, (And I'm happy) like this (Yeah)
Like this, like this
