The Landlord’s Daughter

My friend Pai, been giving her the eye
He's convinced she looks quite nice;
What he'll never know is what we do
He's fallen for the beer and the jiggly boobs
Her father, esteemed proprietor
Walks and talks like an East End gangster
Thinks his girl's pure as snow;
'Truth is everyone here's had a go

You're lost in space
Fallen from grace
Casanova pull the brakes
I know she gives adequate head
But why take the goddamn girl to bed!
Your brain has disconnected
You're sight don't see reality, only dreams
Nothing ventured nothing gained
Pleasuring her means a whole lot of pain ....

I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
Oh yeah, me too, and everyone else in here when she calls 'last orders'
I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
She's alright once you've had a pint, give it a fortnight, you might see her in a new light..

At school she was nothing special
Knee-length skirt, V-neck and a satchel
Then she grew tits and was supernatural
I'm not being rude, I'm just being factual. Anyway
Her Dad's overprotective, and he's on the gates like a fucking detective
So if you wanna bone her, you'd better be patient
Or wind up in a coma in his basement

He smokes a big fat cigar
And his stands at the bar sipping on his jar
She collects empty glasses, I'm mesmerised by her arse every time she passes
When I wanna get hands on her blouse
He's moving towards me like a thundercloud
Trying to keep my hands off his orchid
So for now I'll settle for a pint and a pack of ready salted

I'm in the love with the landlord's daughter
Oh yeah, me too, and everyone else in here when she calls 'last orders'
I'm in the love with the landlord's daughter
She's alright once you've had a pint, give it a fortnight, you might see her in a new light..

I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
I'm in love with the landlord's daughter

I think I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
I think I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
I think I'm in love with the landlord's daughter
I think I'm in love with the landlord's daughter

The landlord's daughter
The landlord's daughter
The landlord's daughter
The landlord's daughter

She's alright once you've had a pint, give it a fortnight, you might see her in a new light