The Lesser of Two Evils (You’re Just as Mean as You)

I'm sorry I can't stop complaining
And I'm sorry I couldn't get you to stop hating me
I know I tried, you know I tried
And any day now, you can come home to me

And all your friends, they hate me anyway
There's no point in trying, there's no point in trying

And I still wake up every day wishing you were sleeping next to me
But you're not, now you're not
And I'm sorry that I can't seem to stop complaining
I'm sorry that you couldn't stop hating me

And I hope everything's okay
And I don't wanna know what it's like to do that