Four Year Foreplay

There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know.
We wish we had known this when we were freshmen.
Watch out for freshmen Friday, the most dangerous day of the week.
You thought you were excited for the weekend,
but this is where your week ends.

Chorus:
Four more years of obeying authority,
without question don't reach super sighted
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read,
It will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate

Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school,
Because douche bag kids will kick them over
We don't see why though they're really convenient!
If a girl gives you a smile,
Don't be deceived, she wants you to father her child,
And hes probably not even cute.
The only thing good about high school is their super bad ass playgrounds,
They have the best swings ever, I once jumped five feet in the air!

Four more years of obeying authority,
Without question don't reach super sighted
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read,
It will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate
To think how happy I was before I came,
Running out of every room I walked in today
And the most miserable part, is that its only the first day
If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine
Then maybe high school isn't that bad because that'd be the biggest boner kill in history
Unless shes hot.