Cute in a Suit (Skit)

What do you want?

Where are you?

I'm leaving this damn courthouse, walking back to my hotel. What do you want?

Well, you look really cute in your suit

Man, what the fuck you talking about I look cute in this suit?!
I'm only wearing this goddamn suit because you put me through all this court bullshit, man
You think this is some type of fucking game?!

Look, I honestly didn't know they were gonna do this
I thought they were just gonna write you up

Write me up? What the fuck is this, middle school?!
You're a fucking white girl telling the police a black man beat you in the fucking hotel room!
You're fucking with my life. You know damn well I didn't hurt you

Well I was scared and you were holding me hostage
And I didn't know if you were gonna kill me and my baby

What?! Kill the baby?! Holding you hostage?!
What the fuck are you talking about?!
Who do you think I am?! You think I'm a terrorist?!
How did you not think this through?!
They gon kick my black ass out of Australia right when
You're about to have this goddamn baby
How am I supposed to raise this kid with you?!

Why are you blaming me? My dad's the one
That made me go to the police
It's not my fault

It is your fault! Why the fuck you telling your parents all our goddamn business?!
You know they don't like me. God

Well, I see you followed a new girl on Instagram, who is she?

Wow! Are you bringing that oh my man, fuck you