Uglykid

[Chorus: Hobo Johnson & Elohim]
Baby, make me feel like the way that you do
You look so pretty, awfully pretty
Sitting in your throne size stoop
But I'm an ugly kid
(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)
Ugly enough to not wanna exist
I'm an ugly kid (He's an ugly kid)
And you're that pitch perfect angel
Singing your classic smashing hit and now I'm glad I exist

[Verse 1: Hobo Johnson]
Your eyes twinkle like all your tears from last night
But if I make you cry again, I think that I might just die
I'm such a fucking ugly kid
(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)
Ugly enough to just wanna just quit, I'm an ugly kid
And you're like a summer sunset in Stockholm
I'm like being stuck in fucking Bakersfield and walking home

[Chorus: Hobo Johnson & Elohim]
Baby, make me feel like the way that you do
You look so pretty, awfully pretty
Sitting in your throne size stoop
But I'm an ugly kid
(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)
Ugly enough to not wanna exist
I'm an ugly kid (he's an ugly kid)
And you're that pitch perfect angel
Singing your classic smashing hit and now I'm glad I exist

[Verse 2: Hobo Johnson]
Nothing helps make up minds like roses or a lot of time
But I will just be sitting here and not close to you or somewhere near
'Cause if you get too close to a lovely bird, it flies away
A bird I should've been glad to see
Instead of sad it wants to leave
You should be happy
Even if it's all without me

[Outro: Hobo Johnson & Elohim]
Baby, make me feel like the way that you do
You look so pretty, awfully pretty
Sitting in your throne size stoop, stoop, stoop, stoop, stoop
(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)
Listen to this fucking trumpet
Holy shit
(He's an ugly kid, such an ugly kid)
You're so pretty (I'm just kidding)
You're not ugly
Yeah, that was the story of the kid who, fucking, was real chunky growing up (You're so pretty)
And then gets older, and guess what?
He's a little less chunky
Pretty, pretty, pretty
You're so pretty