I Don't Dance

[Ryan & ensemble]
Hey oh, play ball
Hey, hey, oh

Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter swing
[Chad]
I've go to just do my thing

[Ryan & ensemblemble]
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter swing
[Chad]
Yeah

[Ryan]
I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancing, same game
It's easy
Step up to the place, start swingin'

[Chad]
I wanna play ball now, and that's all
This is what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me, yeah

[Ryan]
You'll never know
[Chad]
Oh, I know
[Ryan]
If you never try
[Chad]
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time, yeah
Come on

[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I know you can
[Chad]
Not a chance, no

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park

[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
There's not a chance, no

[Ryan & ensemble]
Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor
[Chad]
I don't dance, no

Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter swing
[Chad]
I've go to just do my thing

[Ryan & ensemble]
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter swing
[Chad]
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Ryan]
Two-steppin, now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy
Take your best shot, just hit it

[Chad]
I've got what it takes, playin' my game
So you better spin that pitch
You're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing

[Ryan]
You'll never know
[Chad]
Oh, I know
[Ryan]
If you never try
[Chad]
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time, yeah
Come on

[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I know you can
[Chad]
Not a chance, no

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park

[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
Not a chance, oh no

[Ryan & ensemble]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor
[Chad]
I don't dance, no

[Ryan]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
[Chad]
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call

[Ryan]
I can prove it to you til' you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too
[Chad]
You're talkin a lot, show me what you got
Stop swing

[Ryan]
Hey
Come on, swing it like this
Oh, swing
Jitterbug, just like that

[Ryan]
That's what I mean, that's how you swing
[Chad]
You make a good pitch but I don't belive
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
I know I can't
I don't dance

[Ryan]
You can do it
[Chad]
I don't dance, no
[Ryan & ensemble]
Nothing to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeah

[Chad]
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, bater what?
[Ryan]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing
Come on

[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I know you can
[Chad]
Not a chance, no, no

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park

[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
There's not a chance, oh

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park

[Chad]
I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
There's not a chance, oh

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that
[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park

[Chad]
But I don't dance
[Ryan]
I say you can
[Chad]
There's not a chance, oh

[Ryan & ensemble]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor
[Chad]
I don't dance, no

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